my name is dan wasko

Hi, I am a bassist and a mostly cool kid. I live in Allentown, PA, where other cool kids are and/or were. This is not a Rush blog at all. Mostly a "math rock" and "sarcasm" and "webcomics" and "Sonic the Hedgehog" blog. If you like Three Word Phrase etc. you will like things I post.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

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It’s official. I love my SansAmp RBI. (As if everyone and their little brother who plays bass hasn’t already learned this bassline, but still.)

Sonic the Hedgehog totally counts as a superhero, what the fuck ever.

The best part of did-yuo-kno is that it’s not even supposed to be a troll blog, just a joke blog. There are literally people so stupid that they go out of their way to become trolled.

Mina Mongoose x Sonic the Hedgehog OTP

I don’t even give a fuck.

kid in econ class: so what type of music do they play?

me: it's like math rock.

kid: what's that like singing about equations?

me: no

kid: like precalc in song form

me: no

kid: like music and math together

me: please stop

kid: equations

me: please

kid: and music

me: stop

If I see 5 posts in a row on my Dashboard by you within a minute of me following you, sorry, this just isn’t going to work out.

In observation of Towel Day, I am wearing nothing but a towel for the rest of the day.

You have to be loyal to the funk, though. If you’re gonna play funk, you have to be completely loyal to the funk. If you ever water down your funk, you might as well not play.

Flea

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Incredibly impeccable grooves.  Return to Forever - “Sorceress”